Thursday, June 18, 2009

Letter to the Internet

Dear Internet,

Just so you know I pushed a baby out my hoo-haa six weeks ago with a bit of "damage". So your twice daily emails touting penis ENLARGEMENT, not so much. Seriously, the idea makes me cry. Leave me and the bruised hoo-haa alone.

That is all,

Lippy

2 comments:

Swistle said...

SERIOUSLY, internet. Show some TACT.

Mimi said...

LOL!